Friday the 13th

June 5, 2017

This week we dedicate the episode to the Friday the 13th franchise. We rank every Friday the 13th film and give our votes for Best Kill, Best Jason Mask, Best Jason Actor, and so much more!

The Awards
-Best Kill
-Best Moment of Nudity
-Best Sex Scene
-Funniest Moment
-Scariest Moment
-Best Male Lead
-Best Female Lead
-Best Jason Mask
-Best Jason Outfit
-Best Supporting Male
-Best Supporting Female
-Worst Jason Mask
-Worst Jason Outfit
-Worst Jason Actor
-Best Jason Actor

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Army of Darkness

May 30, 2017

On this week’s episode:

-Did you know there’s a Memorial DayVeteran’s Day controversy?
-Dale reviews Friday the 13th (The Game).
-Baywatch is getting bad reviews and barely made 20 million dollars.
-Army of Darkness is the movie of the week! Would you be able to remember a 3-word incantation?

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Bubba Ho-Tep

May 22, 2017

-Jim has hot takes on the Supernatural season finale!
-Dale’s Firestone saga comes to its conclusion.
-Friday the 13th (the game) is finally coming out sooner than we all expected!
-Can boxing just go away forever?
-Bubba Ho-Tep is the movie of the week! How would you kill a mummy?
-How much will Baywatch make this weekend? Post your prediction below!

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The Seven Five

May 15, 2017

A corrupt cop, a loyal partner, a drug kingpin who loves Bryan Adams. This week we watched The Seven Five, a documentary on how far people will go until they implode due to drug use.

Other topics include:
-Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2 discussion!
-The first image of the Rampage film!
-Dale’s hatred of Firestone reaches new heights.
-The death of Powers Boothe.

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The Big Lebowski and Tango & Cash

May 9, 2017

It’s a birthday double feature on this week’s episode as Jim enters his Jesus year!

We watched The Big Lebowski and ask how much you would pay 1998 Tara Reid for mouth services. Would you cut off a pinky toe for increased odds at a million dollars? How would you respond to a one night stand telling you she used you for a baby?

We also watched Tango & Cash! Would you hook up with a friend’s sister? What would be on your custom truck of doom? Warning: One of the hosts didn’t like it as much as they once did.

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Ready to Rumble

May 2, 2017

Jim has band practice so Dale and master thespian Mason McCormies discuss Ready to Rumble! We go over how many Nitro Girls there were and who were our favorites. Warning: This takes up far too much of the episode.

Other topics include:
-Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 comes out this week and we have controversial box office predictions!
-3 hilarious rounds of Pitch It!
-On May 5th Jim and Blackened play The Black Sheep in Orland Hills, IL. Make the fact that he missed an episode this week worth it by seeing him live!

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Unforgiven

April 25, 2017

Dale and Jim have very different opinions on the quality of Clint Eastwood’s 1992 film Unforgiven. Listen to hear who loves it and who hates it!

Other topics include
-WWE’s dumpster match
-C2E2 2017 where Dale interviewed artists and writers on how they tell their stories.
-Jim returning to the big stage on May 5th.
-Dale’s favorite Real Ghostbusters episode.

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The Karate Kid

April 17, 2017

What is the best martial art for self-defense? Why didn’t Mr. Miyagi open a karate studio? Why was Ali interested in Daniel? We watched The Karate Kid and examined the choices everyone made!

Other topics include
-Playerunknown’s Battlegrounds is a game that Dale is currently very excited about.
-Trailer Rundown featuring Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi. What's up with Luke?!
-Did Shawn Michaels oversell?
-What does Steven Spielberg sound like?
-What is your favorite Real Ghostbusters episode?

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Escape from New York

April 10, 2017

What would your role be in an Escape from New York scenario? Sewer dweller? Crossdressing theatre enthusiast? Run for Duke of New York?

Other topics include:
-Dale’s favorite Real Ghostbusters episode.
-The “rain at the funeral” trope.
-Thor Ragnarok trailer came out this week and it looks…good?
-Fate of the Furious hits theatres this week. How much will it make?
-A John Wick discussion since both Dale and Jim have now seen it.

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Scream

April 3, 2017

On this week’s episode, Jim takes a horror movie quiz ala the opening scene of Scream.

Other topics include:
-The influence of Scream (1996) and how to properly pace a whodunit.
-The Real Ghostbusters is on Netflix. What episode is your favorite?
-WWE Wrestlemania 33 recap. Undertaker is retired. Randy Orton still sucks. Brock screams funny.
-Two screenwriters put Seth Rogen’s pseudonym on the cover in hopes of selling it. Guess how that worked out.
-The Ghost in the Shell ate it at the box office.

Box Office Prediction: Smurfs: The Lost Village
Jim & Dale: 12 Mil

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